zaterdag 7 november 2015

A Whole New World

door: Oscar
Scott

Hello, my name is Scott. I live on planet Pacem and my house is located on mountain Sanka.  I am a 57 year old dwarf who lives with his wife and 4 kids in a tiny little house on a mountain. I like to eat sandwiches with my friends Marshall and barney. Marshall is my neighbour since I can remember and also the biggest dwarf I know and barney is an elf the same size as me but almost 3 times as light, who lives in the forest around mountain Sanka. If you are interested what I look like, I'll tell you. I am as you know a dwarf at the age of 57. I am exactly 5 feet tall and I have a big brown beard against my entire belly.  I am a very kind dwarf  and like to laugh about jokes. I am not a very funny person but they say that I am a great story teller. So that's what I'm going to do, I'm going to tell you a story about something really strange that happened one day.

It was 15 years ago, when I was 42 and before I met barney, I was walking in the forest. 
It was a habit of mine and I did it every week. it was always very quiet in the forest, but this time it wasn't. I heard screaming coming from east direction so I decided to go there and see what was going on.  After a walk  of 30 minutes the scream stopped. I thought that if I would wait a few minutes I may hear it again, so I did. I waited 15 minutes sitting against a tree, listening very carefully but heard nothing. another 5 minutes later I heard something, It was a inaudible sound that kind of  sounded like a voice of someone. 
I walked to the direction of where it came from. While I was walking the voice became more clear and it sounded like someone was shouting for help! I froze and for those few seconds I didn't know what to do, It felt like an eternity before I realised that I had to do what the person asked for, help him!  I began running as fast as I could, while I was running it felt like I could run forever if I wanted to, but I didn't have to  because after a few minutes I saw something. It looked like as if it hang in a tree, upside down. I stopped running and walked to it.

Barney

He was no longer screaming because he saw me coming towards him, he (I already saw that it was a man) Said something to me what I didn't understand, it sounded like elfish so I said the only 3 words elfish that I knew to  him:" I Can't understand". He stopped talking and said: "do you speak English?",I told him that I did and he asked me to help him get free. 
The man said his name was Barney and that he was an elf who was a little clumsy. He told me that he was walking in the forest and suddenly walked in a trap. He said that it wasn't a trap made by elves and that he had never seen one before. I told him that I also had no idea who's trap it was because dwarfs have  fingers to thick to make a trap like this one.

Barney and I walked and talked with each other for a long time, when suddenly Barney said that he saw a figure move through the  trees. We walked in the direction and Barney saw the figure and hide behind a big tree. There is an open field on the other side of the tree so we sneak slowly to a ditch 20 feet in front of the tree and lay down. We see a person walking in the tall grass and Barney suddenly sprints to the person. I decided not to shout after him because the person may hear me and Barney might not be able catch him. My smart thinking pays off when I hear Barney scream :"I got him! I got him!". When I arrived at the place where Barney and the Person lay on the ground, I see that Barney  tightened the hands of the person with a elfish made string.

Robin

We tried to talk to the person who turned out to be a beautiful girl at the age of around 20. The girl was silently crying and didn't respond to our questions.  We tried to comfort her a bit and that helped the girl from crying and made her talk. She told us that she was scared because she had never seen "creatures"  like us before. We looked indignantly at each other, why would she call us creatures? She told us that her name was Robin and that she lives in England on planet earth. We tried to figure out if she was joking or if she was serious, it kind of crept me out thinking about the idea that this girl was from another planet, and talking for a while it turned out to be true. 

Robin told us that she was walking in the woods on earth and saw a cave. She was curious and went to take a look inside. She walked deeper and deeper in to the cave and saw light coming out of the other side. She walked to the light what turned out to be an exit, so she went out of the cave. She stood outside in the forest looking around her but she didn't recognize  any trees or rocks that she saw before. Robin told us that she went back trough the cave but didn't find the exit she came from. She had no choice other than go back to the unknown forest. We agreed that the unknown forest Robin was talking about the forest was where we were right now.  Barney asked if Robin made the trap he got stuck in to and that was positive. I asked how long she was in the forest and the answer was 4 days. Robin said that she needed food so made a trap, the trap Barney got into. 
We decided to untie Robin's hands and give her something to eat.

The disaster

While we were walking to my home to get some rest and because it was getting dark, I saw something in the sky. At first I thought that it was a falling star but when I looked at it for a little longer I saw that it was a comet coming right at us!! I freaked out and told Robin and Barney what was going on. We ran to my home as fast as we could. When we arrived my wife was angry and asked me what took me so long, but I had no time to argue. I told her that we had roughly 12 hours to live until the comet would smash into our planet and destroy everything by its brutal power. Packing our stuff was a waste of time, We had no chance to survive. I took everyone outside and held their hands. Here we are, standing next to each other holding hands. Neighbor Marshall came outside to ask what was going on. I pointed to the comet and said that the end was approaching. Marshall was in shock and almost fainted. We had to catch him with the three of us because Marshall is not only big, but also very heavy. when he revived, he said that he loved me and that I was the best friend he ever had. I almost started crying and told him and the 3 others that I loved them and that I would die for them if I had to. 

We all, me, my wife, Barney, Marshall and Robin looked up into the sky, we saw something so incredible and indescribably beautiful that you would cry of happiness. It was a bright flash followed by an angel flying with his beautiful wings towards us. It began speaking with a voice like a flood of warmth that makes you happy inside. The angel said:

"Scott, you are a man with a heart of gold who's prepared to die for his loved ones. Robin, you came here on planet Pacem trough a cave portal of the ancient elves, the passage was never been shut from the other side, from planet Earth. Barney will help you open the passage and get you safely home. Barney, you need to speak loud and clear and say: "OPEN THE GATE TO THE OTHER SIDE" in elfish. Now my time has come, farewell."

The angel focuses on the comet, without saying anything the angel shoots himself with a bright white flash to the comet and 3 seconds later we hear a bang. we see a red flash followed by the most colourfull and beautiful firework flower shaped explosion in the sky.

That day was the most beautiful day in my life, I lived happy with my wife, Barney became one of my best friends. And Robin, Robin went back to her own family. This story is that kind of story you can tell over and over again. A story about a girl, a girl who saved my planet.

The End



vrijdag 13 februari 2015

Hobbol

Hobbol 

Er was eens een grote man met de bouw van een dwerg. Zijn naam was Hobbol. Dat wil zeggen dat het een man was met grote handen, een dikke buik en een grote witte baard. 
Hobbol had al van kinds afaan een passie voor vogels. Hij gaf ze altijd eten en verzorgde ze. Op een dag dacht Hobbol; ik wil ook een vogel zijn. Hij had hele grote handen dus de kans was groot dat hij met zijn handen genoeg lucht kon slaan zodat hij vloog. Helaas was het niet mogelijk voor Hobbol omdat hij de bouw er niet voor had. Daardoor werd hij depressief en at hij veel te veel. Zijn buik was zo dik dat die met een touw op zijn plek moest worden gehouden. 

Hobbol besloot om een leger van vogels te maken. Kippen, eenden, ganzen, duiven en nog wat andere vogels, kwamen er allemaal aan te pas. Hij trainde dit leger en marcheerde ermee door de straten van het dorp. Hij bedacht een plan. hij zou massaal gaan afvallen en dan een pak maken waar de vogels hem in zouden rond kunnen vliegen. Hij besloot nadat hij van 456 kilo naar 224 kilo was gegaan, van de rotsen net buiten het dorp te springen en het pak te testen. Hij spreidde zijn armen met grote handern eraan en liet zich naar voren vallen. De klif was gelegen in Ierland, aan de oceaan en was ongeveer zo'n 350 meter boven zeeniveau. Het was een adembenemend uitzicht. Voor Hobbol eigenlijk niet want zijn uitvinding werkte niet. Hij viel recht naar beneden met ongelofelijke snelheid. De tijd duurde lang vond hij. Het was leuk om te vallen ook al zou hij dat gevoel maar voor deze ene keer hebben. Hobbol viel met een plons in de branding tegen de rotsen. Er was niks meer van hem over. 

Zijn familie en vrienden waren niet bedroefd want die had hij niet. Er zou niemand zijn die hem miste behalve de vogels. De vogels, daar was hij verliefd op, daar had hij al zijn liefde aan geschonken. Daarom zegt men soms dat Hobbol is herboren in een vogel die je nooit kan zien. De vogel die zich voor iedereen verstopt. Een mooie groene vogel, een vogel die gelukkig wel vliegen kon. 

Einde